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Sunday, July 31, 2011
Thursday, July 28, 2011
Why use Google+ if you already have Facebook?
Here is a story about an average Facebook user who slowly discovers and carefully evaluates the benefits of moving to Google+. Based on my chats with friends and co-workers, this video sums up the current perception of G+ by Facebook users. The perception is somewhat neutral at this stage, however, it has a strong potential to change for the better, subject to Google innovating the service.
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Apple Store Challenge
A dude (Mark Malkoff) challenged employees of an Apple Store in New York to deal with his unusual behavior as a customer. To start, he ordered a pizza delivery into the store and ate the pizza right there. He then organized a romantic date with his wife with music and dancing in the store. Lastly, he brought in a goat.
The Apple Store was cool with all that.
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Tuesday, July 26, 2011
Monday, July 25, 2011
The Widow
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?"
She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, “He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' “
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She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night."
The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?"
She says, "That he did, Father."
The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?"
She says, “He said, 'Please Mary, put down that damn gun...' “
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Friday, July 22, 2011
Thursday, July 21, 2011
Wednesday, July 20, 2011
Sunday, July 17, 2011
Friday, July 15, 2011
Thursday, July 14, 2011
Horrible Joke
An ugly bloke is on his way home from the pub one night when he passes a level train crossing.
Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.
He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.
The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.
"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"
"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."
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Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.
He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.
The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.
"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"
"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
The Amazing Longsheng Rice Terraces
Village elders have a saying in Longsheng: where there is soil there is a terrace. Two hours ride from the city of Guilin in Guanxi province the problem of growing rice on steep hills was long ago solved. From the Yuan Dynasty at the end of the thirteenth century the colossal task of terracing the Longsheng hills to provide a rice harvest began.
More Pics here.
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Marriage Counseling
A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends
when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that.
My wife and I have a great relationship,"the husband explained.
"She was a communications major in college
and I majored in theatre arts."
He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."
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when the subject of marriage counseling came up.
"Oh, we'll never need that.
My wife and I have a great relationship,"the husband explained.
"She was a communications major in college
and I majored in theatre arts."
He continued, "She communicates well and I act like I'm listening."
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DAD MEETS NEW BOYFRIEND
My daughter just walked into the living room and said,
"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV,
and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters."
Then she said, "Sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house.”
Then she said, "Disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will
and leave my share to my brother."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that...
she actually said,
"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."
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"Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV,
and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop.
Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters."
Then she said, "Sell my new car, take my front door key away from me
and throw me out of the house.”
Then she said, "Disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will
and leave my share to my brother."
Well, she didn't put it quite like that...
she actually said,
"Dad this is my new boyfriend, Mohamed."
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Friday, July 8, 2011
Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World
By Israel "IZ" Kamakawiwoʻole for the movie Meet Joe Black
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Tuesday, July 5, 2011
Monday, July 4, 2011
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