A firefighter at his station notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and cat.
"That sure is a nice fire wagon," the firefighter says. Then, as he looks closer, he sees the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar -- and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I bet it would go faster."
"You're probably right," the little girl says, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."
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