Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Evolution of the coffee addict


The Pope & Sailor

Pope John Paul dies of old age and finds himself at the gates of Heaven at 0300.

He knocks on the gate and a sleepy-eyed watchman opens the gate and asks,

"Waddyah want?"

"I'm the recently deceased Pope and have done 68 years of godly works

and thought I should check in here."

The watchman checks his clipboard and says,

"I ain't got no orders for you here. Just bring your stuff in and we'll sort it out in the morning."

They go to an old WWII barracks, 3rd floor, open bay.

All the bottom racks are taken and all empty lockers have no doors.

The Pope stows his gear under a rack and climbs into an upper bunk.

The next morning he awakens to sounds of cheering and clapping.

He goes to the window and sees a flashy Jaguar convertible

parading down the clouds from the golden headquarters building.

The cloud walks are lined with saints and angels cheering and tossing confetti.

In the back seat sits an Aussie sailor; his medals glistening on his chest,

a Havana cigar in his mouth, a can of San Miguel beer in one hand,

and his other arm around a voluptuous blonde Angel with magnificent halos.

This sight disturbs the Pope and he runs downstairs to the Master-at-Arms shack and says,

"Hey, what gives? You put me, the Pope with 68 years of godly deeds,

in an open bay barracks, while this Aussie sailor,

who must've committed every sin known and unknown to man

is staying in a mansion on the hill and getting a hero's welcome. How can this be?"

The Master at Arms calmly looks up and says,

"Hey, we get a Pope up here every 20 or 30 years,

but we've never had an Aussie sailor before.


Tablets in School


Tuesday, September 20, 2011


Buckyballs are a set of 216 powerful rare earth magnets that can be shaped, molded, torn apart and snapped together in unlimited ways. Now there are Buckycubes, 125 powerful rare earth magnet cubes.


10 Creepiest Abandoned Resorts On Earth

Resorts are the destination of millions of holidaymakers every year, but many have their moment in the sun and are then abandoned to the elements - becoming ghost resorts in varying stages of ruin.

Whether due to the ravages of war, environmental disaster, changes in generations, or simple lack of money, many resorts that were once places to escape to for fun and relaxation have been left abandoned, desolate and overrun by nature.

View the pics here.


World's Greatest Drag Race


Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Penn & Teller - Magician duo reveals trick on stage


How much is my website worth?

Check yours @ How much is my website worth?


Cat & Mouse


The Evils of Drink

John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink.

"You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!"

Now John gets pretty annoyed about this, and goes on the offensive.

"How do you know this, Sister?"

"My Mother Superior told me so."

"But have you ever had a drink yourself? How can you be sure that what you are saying is right?"

"Don't be ridiculous--of course I have never taken alcohol myself"

"Then let me buy you a drink - if you still believe afterwards that it is evil I will give up drink for life"

"How could I, a Nun, sit outside this public house drinking?!"

"I'll get the barman to put it in a teacup for you, then no one will ever know."

The Nun reluctantly agrees, so John goes inside to the bar.

"Another pint for me, and a triple vodka on the rocks", then he lowers his voice and says to the barman "and could you put the vodka in a teacup?"

"Oh no! It's not that Nun again is it?"


Life lessons from Mario


Floating Illusion


Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Guy squeezed 1000 pair of breasts for Russia's prime minister

Merc wasted a bike on highway

never overtake a lane changing car from behind... RIP

Speed Camera In China

Lately, a photo of a man grabbing a woman’s breast in the car while driving is captured by the speed camera and has become viral online. As shown in the photo, a silver Nissan was driving at the speed of 92 km/h on a fast lane with the speed limit of 80km per hour.

Read more here.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Shaving Does Not Affect Hair Growth

Shaving does not make your hair grow back thicker, stronger, faster, or any other “er”. In fact, contrary to what parents the world over tend to tell their kids when their kids start shaving, it has been proven by numerous studies going all the way back to the 1920s that shaving has absolutely no effect whatsoever on your hair growth rate.

Continue reading here.

Faulty ergonomics of modern shopping baskets


We all looked pretty ugly inside the womb


I Bet This Guy Doesn’t Have Many Friends


The awkward moment when you realize…


Monday, September 5, 2011

Nintendo Mario Piranha Plant Earrings


The Great Frog Escape - Dramatised


Back To The Start

Coldplay’s haunting classic ‘The Scientist’ is performed by country music legend Willie Nelson. The film, made by Johnny Kelly, depicts the life of a farmer as he slowly turns his family farm into an industrial animal factory before seeing the errors of his ways and opting for a more sustainable future.