Sunday, June 19, 2011



Spider Dreams


Pappy's Funeral

His will provided £40,000 for an elaborate funeral.

As the last guests departed the affair,his wife Colleen turned to her oldest and dearest friend.

"Ah well, to be sure Paddy would be pleased," she said.
"To be sure you're right,"

Replied Mary, who lowered her voice and leaned in close.
"So go on, how much did this really cost?'"
"All of it," said Colleen. "Forty thousand."
"Aw No!" Mary exclaimed. "I mean, it was very grand, but £40,000?!!!"

Colleen answered, "The funeral was £6,500. I donated £500 to church.
The whiskey, wine and snacks were another £500.

The rest went for the Memorial Stone."
Mary computed quickly.
"For the love of God Colleen, £32,500 for a Memorial Stone?
How big is it?"


Friday, June 10, 2011

Lazy Rule


Blockbuster movie formula

Typical example of a Monomyth (Hero's Journey)


Doctors on Drugs

Doctors on Drugs infographic
Via: Medical Billing and Coding


Hard Drive Anatomy 101


Cracking the credit card code

Budget Planner Software -



A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual Memorial Day picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter.

"This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You really ought to try it. I know it's against your religion, but I can't understand why such a wonderful food should be forbidden! You don't know what you're missing. You just haven't lived until you've tried Mrs. Hall's prized Virginia Baked Ham. Tell me, Rabbi, when are you going to break down and try it?"

The rabbi looked at the priest with a big grin, and said, "At your wedding."