Thursday, July 14, 2011

Horrible Joke

An ugly bloke is on his way home from the pub one night when he passes a level train crossing.

Suddenly, he spots a slim, big-boobed woman tied to the train tracks, so he rushes over to untie her.

He then takes her back to his place, where he makes love to her all night, unable to believe his luck.

The next day, he goes back to his local to tell the story.

"You're a lucky bastard," says the landlord. "So was she pretty, blonde, brunette? What exactly?"

"I don't know," he replies. "I didn't manage to find the head."


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