Foooood

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Sticky tongue

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Woman hitting a man's nuts

Fire Wagon

A firefighter at his station notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a firefighter's helmet and the wagon is being pulled by her dog and cat.

"That sure is a nice fire wagon," the firefighter says. Then, as he looks closer, he sees the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar -- and to the cat's testicles. "Little partner," the fireman says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar too, I bet it would go faster."

"You're probably right," the little girl says, "but then I wouldn't have a siren."

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Over sensitive

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Half Dead

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Who wants to be a millionaire winner - John Carpenter

He won the million using just one life line... watch how he answer the final question...

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New pastor in town

A little boy was waiting for his mother to come out of the grocery store.

As he waited, he was approached by a man who asked,

"Son, can You tell me where the Post Office is?"

The little boy replied, "Sure! Just go straight down this street a coupla blocks

and turn to your right."

The man thanked the boy kindly and said,

"I'm the new pastor in town.I'd like for you to come to church on Sunday.

I'll show you how to getto Heaven."

The little boy replied with a chuckle.

"Awww, come on... You don't evenknow the way to the Post Office."

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